Front of card:
Back of card:
And here is what the card says:
Meet Mom! She loves to be outside and exercise. She likes to garden and rides her bike everywhere. She's also a great cook and makes lots of different meals with food from her garden. In the summer, we have fresh fruits and vegetables like strawberries, corn on the cob, and tomatoes. Sometimes she makes us our favorite lunch - peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. After school Mom takes us to the park and we play on the swings with all our friends from the village.
Birthday: January 10
Favorite Dessert: Fudge brownies with chocolate chips.
I think Mom sounds like a genuine Martha Stewart. The only thing I'm not clear on is who 'we' is referring to. Who is writing the personality card? Her kids? Exactly which kids from the village are hers? All of them??!?! Or maybe the owner of the Country Kitchen Cottage claims a few?
We may never know.

